🚀 Symbionauts, Assemble! The Launchpad (a.k.a. symbionauts.org) is Live

Dear Symbionauts (all 7.3 of you),

The future is under construction, and we’re handing you a hard hat. Welcome to symbionauts.org—your new digital HQ for brewing a post-capitalist, post-socialist utopia, one pixel at a time. Think of it as Wikipedia meets Rebel Alliance, but with fewer lightsabers and more spreadsheets.

📬 The Blog: Your Brain’s New Newsletter

This blog is where we’ll drop updates hotter than a philosopher’s take on capitalism. Subscribe to turn these posts into a newsletter. No spam, just Symbiocracy musings, progress reports, and the occasional existential crisis. Pro tip: Subscribers get early access to debates like, “Is a doughnut economy just a fancy way to say ‘we’re broke’?”

💬 The Forum: Where Ideas Have (Polite) Fistfights

Got opinions? Great. The Forum is your arena to dissect concepts, organize, and maybe even agree on something. Topics range from “How to ethically tax sentient AI” to “Best snacks for revolutionaries (gluten-free options included).” Rule #1: Play nice. Rule #2: See Rule #1.

🗓️ Events: Zoom Calls & Awkward Coffee Meetups

Check the Events page for virtual hangouts and IRL meetups. Yes, “IRL” still exists. We’ll discuss Symbiocracy, swap survival tips for late-stage capitalism, and practice saying “post-scarcity economy” without laughing. First event: “How to Explain Symbiocracy to Your Dog.” (Spoiler: Your dog doesn’t care.)

💸 Donations: Fuel for the Rebellion

We’re on Open Collective because transparency is sexy. Your $5/month keeps the lights on, the memes fresh, and the dream alive. Think of it as Patreon, but for people who side-eye billionaires. No, we won’t ask for your kidney. Yet.

What’s Next?

1. Grow the herd. Invite that one friend who unironically quotes Marx at brunch.
2. Host brainy shindigs. Debates! Workshops! Collaborative rants!
3. Build the Foundation. A legal entity to ensure Symbiocracy isn’t just a Wikipedia footnote by 2030.

Why Bother?

Because capitalism’s midlife crisis is getting old, and socialism keeps misplacing its keys. Symbiocracy is the messy, hopeful lovechild of both. Let’s raise it together.

Ready to stop spectating?
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– The Symbionauts Crew (proudly outnumbered, never outgunned)